The ugly...Englishman?

Why be an ugly American when you can be an Englishman!

There is a kid in our program, Andy, who lies to people who look down on what he's doing, by putting it on the British.

Example:
He does something looked at as a bit strange, like exercising on the beach. If someone asks him condescendingly where he is from, (or accusing him of being American), he just says "No, I'm BRITISH!"

As he says, "I am sick of the Americans getting a bad rap...so I'm putting it all on the British from now on! Soon enough, people will start to think the British are the loud, crazy annoying ones! HA!"